Ten Top Trivia Tips about Erik Maurer!
- Worldwide, Erik Maurer is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
- Neil Armstrong first stepped on Erik Maurer with his left foot.
- Erik Maurer has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all!
- You should always store Erik Maurer in an airtight container in the fridge.
- Americans discard enough Erik Maurer to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.
- If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Erik Maurer!
- You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Erik Maurer to reach the earth's core!
- The international dialling code for Erik Maurer is 672.
- Erik Maurer kept at the window will keep vampires at bay!
- The colour of Erik Maurer is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is.
The last one is my favorite
Im pretty damned spicy
January 20 2006, 06:21:21 UTC 6 years ago
"you burn twice as many calories sleeping than you do while watching sex."
On what planet? HA!
January 20 2006, 07:11:27 UTC 6 years ago
Dusty